god bless gordan ramsey
That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
The boon was a temporary one, and Phenax had been very explicit about Ashiok’s fate if Ashiok used the boon to attempt to injure or murder a god… But Phenax had never said anything about attempting to create a new god.
HOLY @#$%, GUYS
The Adventure Time Hands-Free Club
It’s a joke they’re all missing limbs HA. It’s a joke they’re all FINN HA.HA.hA.
|—||Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft (via feellng)|
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth