A Middle-Earth Jedi

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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The boon was a temporary one, and Phenax had been very explicit about Ashiok’s fate if Ashiok used the boon to attempt to injure or murder a god… But Phenax had never said anything about attempting to create a new god.

theartofmtg:

HOLY @#$%, GUYS

nonakani:

The Adventure Time Hands-Free Club
It’s a joke they’re all missing limbs HA.

It’s a joke they’re all FINN  HA.HA.hA.

nonakani:

The Adventure Time Hands-Free Club

It’s a joke they’re all missing limbs HA.

It’s a joke they’re all FINN  HA.HA.hA.

The scariest moment is always just before you start.
Stephen KingOn Writing: A Memoir of the Craft (via feellng)

221bec:

“so how’s your fandom doing?”

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth